3059528:This isn't a case of "QQ I didn't get five loot cards in a single box!" this is a case of nearly 12 boxes worth and not a single one, that means the odds are less than 1:280. Silence yourself before you smack talk.
Ok, let me break this down a little bit slower:
A) Upper Deck did not package your boxes maliciously to screw you at your local Wal Mart. Random loot is random.
B) Have you actually researched the insertion rate of loot in Dark Portal? Let me help you:
http://wowtcgloot.com/through_the_dark_portal.htm
Based on this data, you will notice the odds were in your favor to get either a Bananas or a Picnic Basket loot card, although you didn't. Guess what? Random loot is random. For every story like you, there is a story about some kid coming into a shop and buying one pack and scoring a legendary loot. Do you know why? Yup, that's right, Random loot is random.
C) The odds are less than 1:280 that you will get the epic loot, and they are barely 1:280 for the rare loot. But in the end, there is not a guarantee that you will get a loot by buying 280 packs because... yup, Random loot is random.
D) Silencing myself
before smack talking would result in silence and no smack talking at all. But saying that is only the second dumbest thing you've done today. The first? Assuming that Random loot... is not random.
E) Are you ready to meet my attorney? I still think we have a case!