^ Is a horrible person for reminding me that I've just been deported.
< Misses Ireland, but is glad to be out from under the watchful eye of the UK immigration service.
v Is gonna spend valentines day alone.
List of things that should never be said again:
"Flex my gnome"
"Happy in his little gnomish pants"
"Breakfast just isn't breakfast without seven kinds of tube meat"
"Tube meat"
"Tractor Action"