I read the story and couldn't stop laughing. Nice to see Mezik once again as well...
At the risk of sounding like a broken record... since Marta is already Holy Spec and you plan to run Soulwrapper's Handwraps anyway, why not run Metzen the Reindeer and Holy Nova.
Once soulwrapper's is out in play, simply get Metzen out. At opponent's EOT, hit nova and kill all the pirates. Start of your turn, use Metzen's power on.... itself. Do so until a fair share of allies is in the graveyard (including Stitches). You can then bring Stitiches out buffed up to as many allies as you wish to have in your graveyard.
Some people learn, some people don't. For me, I can never correct myself to say Julia Graves as opposed to Julia Roberts