Coming into this Realm Qualifiers, I was confident in my ability to psyche out my opponent, and have him or her always guessing what and where my strategy would lie. Poker face was on, skill at randomly knowing when and where to attack honed in on one thought: TO WIN. Prior to my first match, my friend Mark Genabe, who also happened to be the judge for the day suggested his strategy to me. Being out of the game for so long, I decided to let him create the monster that I would pilot. Sadly my one and only opponent of the day would be none other than my good friend, Craig Paterson (WTF is up with these pairings!? Locals EVERY time!). Craig has always been well versed with the game, and consistently follows the meta. This was not a good match for me.
Looking over Mark's setup, I was already extremely worried that his setup would get dominated by the field all day. With all five ships bordering the playing field, I immediately knew that I was in trouble. Craig won the dice roll, and with me blindly shooting blanks into his vast sea, he was smart enough to start from the outside, in, knowing Mark had set my board up for me. Sure enough, sinking just his Carrier and Submarine, Craig dominated me all game, and oddly enough finished me off with "I-1"... sound that out to yourself, I'm sure it'd be indicative of how badly I lost.
This is my ship-deck list:
Carrier: A4-A8
Battleship: B1-E1
Destroyer: G1-I1
Submarine: J1-J4
Patrol Boat: J8-J9
My advice: When playing Battleship, do one of two things: Never listen to your friends, and never set up from the outside.

^ Unbuffed :)