1287275:seriously, if you want to improve your postcount, get a copy of the comprehensive rules and lurk at the rules forum for 3-4 hours at night. No matter who answers, get your post in as well. And comment on every freakin deck in the decklist forum. Within a week you'll be top 10 poster. lol.
Damn, you've discovered my strategy(except the decklist thing). ;-)
If you really want to jump your post count, post something very controversial on the general discussion board. Even if you are wrong, vehemently defend it for about 5 pages, then start taking everything as a personal attack. Lash out at everyone who would dare question your knowledge, playskill, or your manhood. Save some extra venom for anyone who would dare let your argument devolve into wing-eating contest or anything about Gorebelly. Circular arguments always work the best, just be sure to repeat them every 3-4 pages.
Or just start a Star Wars vs Star Trek debate. That should keep you busy for about 3-4 weeks.
No quote for you!