Welcome to the second installation of utter insanity! Yes, the first article was just yesterday, but my brain was boiling and I needed to vent before I had a meltdown. Initially I was going to do some Grimdrom x3 shenanigans (9 Honor, woot!) with Fog of war and Demons Last Stand, but then I reread the text on DLS and cried a little inside. Maybe in the future I'll come up with something.

Moving on, at the request of JerryDamage01, I will bend my creative subgenius towards that tasty restaurant inspiring crustacean, Bogstrok Razorclaw. This mini does something totally unique. It puts -1 move counters on your opponents figs that do not have a removal trigger! Of course, there is a little precondition of them not having a -1 counter already, and the whole Sea Legs thing, although that is secretly what Bogstrok Razorclaw is really for, a sea creature succubus of sorts. If you wanted to go crazy on the -1 counters the following cards may be applied after Ensnare for up to 5 ticks of zero movement: Blind, Hamstring and Kelp Net, the last of which, curiously enough, is usable by the Razorclaw itself. Oh, almost forgot. Most figs cannot pass terrian while encumbered by a -1 move counter, leading to:

Team 1 - The Eyes Have It, 18 Honor
Deathwatcher
-Dark Portal
-Air Drop
-Demonic Curse
Wrathguard
-Bloodbond
-Curse of Culuthas
-Swiftness Potion
Bogstrok Razorclaw
-Kelp Net
-Crab Walk
-Silk Bandage

Pretty basic, boost Wrathguard by damaging Deathwatcher, Deathwatcher pings stuff across terrain that opposing minis cannot cross. Wrathguard pwns stuff that can't run away.

Team 2 - Under the Boardwalk, 22 Honor
Bloodscale Wavecaller
-Arcane Flux
-Flamestrike
-Counterspell
Slitherblade Tidehunter
-Hunters Mark
-Arcane Shot
-Old Bones
Bogstrok Razorclaw
-Kelp Net x2
-Crab walk

The sea creatures theme here gives band a lot of mobility and board control via the respective crits of Bloodscale and Slitherblade. Old Bones and Bogstrok tie your opponents up so they can't do much or get anywhere.

Team 3 - Seafood, 28 Honor
Lady Vashj
-Boots of the Crimson Hawk
-Wrath of Air Totem
-Purge
Bloodscale Wavecaller
-Arcane Flux
-Ice Cube
-Polymorph
Bogstrok Razorclaw
-Kelp Net
-Silk Bandage
-Crab Walk

Classic Vashj, but with a little more control, and a sea creature that can actually tank with taunt. Might slow down Zoo enough for Vashj to BBQ the board clear. No promises though.

Team 4 - Epic Swapmeet, 24 Honor
Bleakheart Hell Caller
-Summon Santuria
-Curse of Agony
-Shadowburn
-Hellfire
Bogstrok Razorclaw
-Kelp Net
-Silk Bandage

Add Prince Kael'thas Sunstrider or Archmage Arugal. Uses strong boad control to keep Arugal safe to do his thing, or tie down minis for Kael'thas to burn up with with his Flamestrike.

Keep the suggestions coming, including ABCs you think are underpowered. Tune in next time for Chen Stormstout, the not so epic Legendary.

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Welcome to the second installation of utter insanity! Yes, the first article was just yesterday, but my brain was boiling and I needed to vent before I had a meltdown. Initially I was going to do some Grimdrom x3 shenanigans (9 Honor, woot!) with Fog of war and Demons Last Stand, but then I reread the text on DLS and cried a little inside. Maybe in the future I'll come up with something.