Where's the life-size replica of the Halo Rocket Launcher when I need it?
anyways - New Card!

Night Squad Phantasm - Johnist
Dark - 1 - Zombie / Effect - ? / ?
This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by the effect of a "Night Squad" card or "Eternal Phantasm". During each players Standby Phase, reveal one monster in your Side Deck. Until the end of this turn, this card's Name, Attribute, Level, Type, Effect, ATK, and DEF become those of the revealed card.
And:

Eternal Phantasm
Trap
Special Summon 1 "Night Squad Phantasm - Johnist" from your hand, Deck, or Graveyard and equip it with this card. A monster equipped with this card cannot be destroyed by battle or card effect and cannot be tributed. When this card is removed from the field, return "Night Squad Phantasm - Johnist" to where it was summoned from.
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